最近聽一個行家BA呻，佢上緊一個Project，個客點名投訴個PM，Send 左個千字文既email過黎俾CEO。BA被CEO召喚，話要了解下發生咩事，BA有話直説來龍去脈，CEO聽完靜左陣，然後話：「你可唔可以講得簡單d？」
BA再嘗試精簡d講，但CEO 開始撳手機，最後抬頭講：「咁我覺得你地要做好d囉，你同PM講番啦，記得要覆返個客有咩action item，點樣改善。」
BA個頭勁大個問號，心諗：「我咩料夠班同個PM講，要佢做好d？」
結果，無人理過個客既email…
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So, I was just catching up with a fellow BA (Business Analyst) friend, and they were venting about a total disaster project they’re on.
Get this: the client was so fed up that they sent a massive, 1,000-word “essay” of a complaint directly to the CEO, calling out the PM (Project Manager) by name.
The CEO summons my BA friend to his office to get the “tea” on what actually happened. My friend lays it all out—the full back-and-forth, the drama, the whole nine yards. After listening, the CEO goes quiet for a second and then asks: “Um, can you make it simpler?”
My friend tries again, giving him the “TL;DR” version. But mid-explanation, the CEO just starts scrolling on his phone. Finally, he looks up and says: “Well, I feel like you guys just need to do better. Go tell the PM that. Oh, and make sure you reply to the client with some action items and a plan for improvement.”
My friend stood there with a giant question mark over their head, thinking: “Who am I to tell the PM he needs to ‘do better’?! That’s literally not my pay grade.”
The result? Absolutely nobody ever replied to that client’s email…
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