我:😺 嬸嬸: 👵
嬸嬸：我要藍色可以畫圖果個
我：……咩黎架？
嬸嬸：果個可以畫圖果個呢？
我：咩樣架？你有冇同事有？你叫佢cap個樣比我睇下
嬸嬸：乜你乜都唔知架
－－－－5分鐘後－－－－
嬸嬸：拿，send左比你喇
我：哦，VISIO，要license架wor
嬸嬸：咁你比我啦
我：要買架喎
嬸嬸：洗唔洗比錢架？
我：要
嬸嬸：冇錢喎 我：咁我都冇辦法架wor，冇錢就買唔到
文章由 穿先生的辦公室保姆日常 提供，作為一個打雜，輾轉碌過唔同IT公司，見識過唔同工作，唔同荒唐趣事，唔同人種，甚至奇珍異獸。如果你也在IT公司中工作，歡迎投稿，一齊分享，一齊笑住捱❤️文章純屬投稿者個人意見，與本公司立場無關⛑️。
Me: 😺 Auntie: 👵
Auntie: I want that blue app where you can draw diagrams.
Me: …Which app are we talking about?
Auntie: You know, that diagram-drawing one?
Me: What does the UI look like? Do any of your team members have it? Can you ask them for a screenshot?
Auntie: Wow, you’re IT and you don’t even know?
—— 5 minutes later ——
Auntie: There, just emailed it to you.
Me: Oh, that’s MS Visio. It requires a paid license.
Auntie: Great, install it for me then.
Me: We actually have to purchase it first.
Auntie: Wait, it’s not free?
Me: Nope.
Auntie: Well, my department has no budget.
Me: Then my hands are tied. No budget, no license!
This piece is brought to you by “officebabysitter”. As someone who’s been a master of none through different IT companies, I’ve seen all kinds of things—wacky stories, unique characters, and even some rare gems. If you’re working in an IT company, feel free to share your story, we can laugh about it together! ❤️ This is purely the personal opinion of the poster and does not reflect the company’s position⛑️