如果你係同事B，你會點做?
某天例行跨部門會議，大家齊齊靜待左15分鐘。
同事A：我地仲等唔等?
同事B：等啦，等埋老闆先開始
老闆終於姍姍來遲：你地講到邊? 下次唔使等我，你地可以開始先。
同事B：…
另一天例行跨部門會議，大家又準時齊人獨欠老闆。
同事A：我地使唔使等埋老闆?
同事B：佢上次話唔使等佢，我地開始住先，我地Product Team今個月有2個同事離職，開發進度受影響會延遲… 大慨有以下趕交貨期的modules 會受影響… HR正幫忙招聘，盡快補回空缺…老闆終於姍姍來遲：你地繼續
同事B繼續：喺補回空缺之前，其他team有無人可以借來暫用?
老闆：點解要借人? 點解唔請人?
同事B：HR請緊人，但要點時間…
老闆：如果你唔趕既，就等HR請到人先，費時借來借去
同事B：我地有幾個modules要趕貨期，所以想借人…
老闆：哦! 咁你要借幾多個?
同事B：2個…
老闆：咁你問下其他team 可唔可以借俾你囉
同事B：我問緊….
再一天例行跨部門會議，大家繼續準時齊人又獨欠老闆。
同事A：我地使唔使等埋老闆?
同事B：唔好再問我! 😅
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If you were Colleague B, what would you do?
One day, during our usual cross-department meeting, everyone sat around waiting for 15 minutes.
Colleague A: “Are we still waiting?”
Colleague B: “Yeah, we should wait for the boss to start.”
Finally, the boss sauntered in: “What are you all talking about? Next time, you don’t have to wait for me; you can start without me.”
Colleague B: silent…
Another day at the same routine meeting, everyone was on time except for the boss.
Colleague A: “Should we wait for the boss?”
Colleague B: “He said last time we shouldn’t. Let’s kick things off! We, Product Team, has two colleagues who left this month, and development progress is getting delayed… Here are the modules that are on a tight deadline… HR is helping to hire new people to fill the gaps as soon as possible…”
Finally, the boss arrived late again: “You guys can continue.”
Colleague B: “Before we fill those gaps, is there anyone from other teams we can borrow temporarily?”
Boss: “Why borrow people? Why not just hire someone?”
Colleague B: “HR’s hiring, but it takes time…”
Boss: “If you’re not in a rush, just wait for HR to hire someone instead of passing people around.”
Colleague B: “We have a few modules with tight deadlines, so we really want to borrow some help…”
Boss: “Oh! How many do you need?”
Colleague B: “Two…”
Boss: “Then go ask other teams if they can lend you some!”
Colleague B: “I’m asking…”
Yet another day, at the same routine meeting, everyone was on time again, except for the boss.
Colleague A: “Do we have to wait for the boss?”
Colleague B: “Don’t even ask me again!” 😅
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