公司宣佈年度目標，以為又係嗰d咩講到口臭既AI轉型、賺多100%、賣多d野，點知估佢唔到，竟然有驚喜。
大老闆：我地黎緊既目標係取代iPhone！大家加油！
全場靜默5秒鐘，然後響起零星掌聲。喂！下次講呢d野俾個心理準備先好嗎？你當我地真係影帝影后咩，交唔切戲唔好意思架嘛。
FYI，我地公司既產品係Nokia 3310… 不過，aim high 係好事黎既，老闆你要加油啊！
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So, the company announced its annual goals, and I thought it would be just the usual fluff about AI transformation, doubling our profits, or selling a bit more stuff. But guess what? I was in for a surprise!
Big Boss: “Our upcoming goal is to replace the iPhone! Let’s go, team!”
Cue 5 seconds of dead silence in the room, followed by a few scattered claps. Seriously? Next time, can we get a little heads-up before dropping bombshells like that? You think we’re actual movie stars? If we can’t deliver, it’s gonna be awkward!
Oh, and just so you know, our company’s product is the Nokia 3310… But hey, aiming high is always a good thing! Keep it up, boss!
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