同事A：老闆，我send左自己既工作時間統計俾你，做緊1.8個人既工作量已經差不多半年，再落去我身體會頂唔順
老闆：你Prioritize 下囉，有d唔緊要既野可以唔做住既，有d可以quick and dirty
同事A：咁呢幾個Task可唔可以唔做住？
老闆：唔得啊，大老闆趕住要
同事A：咁嗰幾個Task可唔可以quick and dirty？
老闆：唔得啊，呢幾個好緊要
同事A：……
老闆：總之你Prioritize下啦
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Colleague A: Hey Boss, I just sent over my timesheet. I’ve been doing the work of 1.8 people for almost six months now. If this keeps up, my body is literally going to give out.
Boss: Just prioritize, man! You can put the less important stuff on the back burner, or just do a “quick and dirty” job on some of them.
Colleague A: Okay, so can I put these few tasks on hold for now?
Boss: Oh, definitely not. The Big Boss needs those ASAP.
Colleague A: Alright… then can I do a “quick and dirty” version of these other tasks?
Boss: No way, those are super high-stakes. They need to be perfect.
Colleague A: ……
Boss: Anyway, just… you know… prioritize.
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