公司轉CRM,老闆指派秘書去入晒全部客既卡片入去,IT俾左d training video 既link秘書睇。

秘書:你地點做野,唔安排training course俾我,咁我點識用
IT: 俾左條link你,裡面講晒點樣入
秘書:咁樣點學啊?你安排番個training course俾我

轉頭,秘書就同老闆投訴,話IT無俾training,佢想做野都做唔到。
結果IT喺壓力下開左個1對1 training course俾秘書,其實只係兩個人,開左間房,一齊撳條link,睇training video…

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So, the office is switching to a new CRM. The boss tells the secretary to input all the client business cards, and IT sends her a bunch of training video links.

Secretary: “Um, hello? What kind of service is this? Where’s my actual training course? How am I supposed to know what to do?”
IT: “We sent the links… they show you every single step.”
Secretary: “You expect me to learn from links? No. I need a real training course. Period.”

Next thing you know, she’s complaining to the big boss, saying IT is ghosting her on training and she’s “totally stuck” and can’t do her job.
Under pressure, IT finally caves and sets up a “1-on-1 Private Training Session.” The reality? Two people sitting in a meeting room, clicking the exact same link, and watching the exact same video together…

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