最近Business Analyst (BA)大呻公司某近乎零經驗既Project Manager (PM)。話說某個Project，BA做好requirement study，當中有十幾個必要integration 要做，PM一句話 “To keep it simple!”就一下刪走左幾個，BA嘗試抗辯指出咁樣user將來好多manual野要做，不過PM擺官威堅持。
過左幾日同個客開會，個客好有經驗，眼利見到，追問點解無咁幾個重要既interface，個PM淡淡然答：同事漏左姐，阿BA你返去改番。
BA無端端食左隻死貓好唔開心，話以前跟0CodePM，雖然PM喺設計上幫唔到手，但完全信任BA判斷，而且timeline、user expectation、domain knowledge 一流，而家跟呢個 0ExPM，真係想跳樓。
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So, a Business Analyst (BA) friend was just venting about a “near-zero experience” Project Manager (PM) at their office.
During a recent project, the BA did a deep dive into the requirements and identified over 10 essential integrations. But then, Mr. PM swoops in with a classic: “To keep it simple!” and proceeds to delete a bunch of them. The BA tried to fight back, pointing out that this would create a mountain of manual work for the users later, but the PM just pulled the “I’m the boss” card and insisted on his way.
Fast forward a few days to the client meeting. This client is a total pro and has eyes like a hawk—they immediately spotted the missing pieces and asked why those crucial interfaces were gone. Without missing a beat, the PM calmly says: “Oh, my colleague just missed them. Hey BA, go ahead and add those back in.”
…The BA basically got thrown under the bus for no reason!
The BA sighed, saying they used to work with a “No-Code PM” who didn’t know the tech side but had total trust in the BA’s judgment and was a pro at timelines and managing expectations. Now, stuck with this “Zero-Experience PM” (0ExPM), he is seriously ready to jump ship!
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