有一間公司，通常喺未到正式開工時間、朝早 9 點前，已經有唔少同事返左公司，有啲係為左避開交通繁忙時段，有啲係想喺開工之前做少少當日嘅準備，有啲就係寧願早啲開工都唔想夜晚 OT。突然有一日，呢班同事都唔再早返公司，有啲直情寧願喺附近公園坐到夠鐘先返黎。到底發生咗咩事？喺明查暗訪之下，終於搵到 3 個新入職嘅元兇。
💢 唔理三七廿一不斷轟炸
同事 A 一早見到你就不斷連珠炮發，不斷講呢樣嘢老闆話要，嗰樣嘢老闆話咁，講完唔理你有無回應，一律當已經交代好。
🥹 受訪同事剖白：我真係聽唔切佢講咩，我戴緊個耳筒專心做緊嘢，佢一行埋黎就不斷轟炸我，都唔會等我除低個耳筒先，講完就當件事交左俾我，email都唔send。
💢 萬人皆秘書嘅高層
高層 B 好鍾意晨早走過黎同你講「過一過黎，傾兩句。」，每次傾完都有ad hoc工作俾你做。
🥹 受訪同事剖白：明明嗰啲嘢都唔係我做，但係因為我最早返，又俾佢見到，就要無端端做多咗嘢，仲要 15 分鐘內要做好俾佢，否則佢就不斷過嚟問做好未。
💢 毫無邊界感嘅同事
同事 C 完全無視私人領域，無論你同佢有無視線接觸，佢都不停同你天南地北講無限嘅話題。
🥹 受訪同事剖白：無論我係食緊早餐，抑或眼望電腦，佢都不斷同我講嘢。我諗住去斟一斟水打斷一下，點知佢照樣跟住我行去Pantry…
遇到呢幾位大佬，難怪大家都唔再早返。你又有無試過遇過同事專門打擾你嘅Good Morning？你除咗避開佢哋又有咩招式對付佢哋？
Picture this: It’s 8:30 AM. A handful of early birds are already at their desks. Some came early to beat the morning rush, some want to plan their day in peace, and others are just trying to get a head start so they don’t have to work late. Then, out of nowhere, everyone stops showing up early. People are literally sitting on park benches outside the building, killing time until the exact minute their shift starts. What happened? After a little digging, we found the three culprits behind the vibe shift:
💢 The Brain Dumper
The second Colleague A spots you, they launch into a relentless, rapid-fire monologue. It’s always “The boss wants this,” and “The boss said that.” They don’t care if you’re actually listening—they just want to dump the info and consider it “delegated.”
🥹 What employees say: “I literally cannot process what they’re saying. I’ll have my noise-canceling headphones on, fully locked into a task, and they’ll just stand over me and start barking orders. They don’t even wait for me to take my headphones off. Then they walk away assuming it’s my responsibility now—without putting a single word in writing.”
💢 The “Got a Sec?” Micro-Manager
This exec loves hovering by your desk first thing in the morning with a “Quick question.” Spoiler alert: It’s never a quick question. It always ends with you getting slapped with an urgent, ad-hoc task that isn’t even your job.
🥹 What employees say: “It’s not even my department’s responsibility. But because I’m the only one at my desk early, I become the target. The worst part? They expect it done in 15 minutes and will circle back to hover over my shoulder every three minutes until it’s finished.”
💢 The Boundary-Blind Chatterbox
Colleague C has absolutely no concept of personal space or social cues. They will talk your ear off about anything and everything, completely oblivious to whether you are engaged in the conversation.
🥹 What employees say: “It doesn’t matter if I’m chewing on a bagel or aggressively typing on my laptop—they just keep talking. I tried the classic ‘getting up to refill my water’ move to break away, but they literally followed me into the breakroom to keep the monologue going.”
Now, everyone would rather sit in their cars or stand outside than step foot in the office a minute before 9:00 AM. Have you ever had a coworker ruin your morning peace? How do you protect your boundaries before the clock strikes 9:00?
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個人經驗所談 Personal experience