🐷🐮🐣 Hi HR, 本入職手冊不如加多頁…🐣🐮🐷
我：🤡
新黎嘅後生MT：🤓
MT：我隻mon唔著
我：你點駁架？
MT：我laptop駁dock，然後dock駁mon囉，隻mon有燈架
我：咁你駁keyboard mouse落dock work唔work
MT：都唔得
我：你隻dock有冇插電？
MT：吓，乜要插電架咩？
我：………？
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🐷🐮🐣 Hi HR, quick suggestion for the onboarding guide… 🐣🐮🐷
Me: 🤡
The new Management Trainee (MT): 🤓
MT: My monitor won’t turn on.
Me: How did you hook it up?
MT: Laptop to the dock, dock to the monitor. The monitor’s power light is even on.
Me: Okay, what about your keyboard and mouse? Do they work when plugged into the dock?
MT: Nope, nothing.
Me: …Is your dock plugged into the wall?
MT: Wait, that thing needs power?!
Me: ………？
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